By Punk - 07/06/2011 20:07 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
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afdude87 6

sounds like she's immature. probably shouldn't be bangin that kinda drama anyway.

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Emmy_The_Great 2

I bet the wasp was evilly laughing in the next room.

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RyanX92 0

damn you did more then I woulda I woulda jumped up yelled holy shit killed it then continued lol

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WiderWille 11

This would totally turn every girl on.

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karkid619 8

I would've got up and ran out of the room screaming

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Norwegian_Wood 4

59- Hahaha, me too. I hate bees/wasps/etc.

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huntermc7 0

Don't mess with it, and it won't mess with you.

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WallyTheWombat 0

That's bullshit. Wasps sting you just because they can >=( They know they won't die like bees and take full advantage of it :(

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techweed 12

I didn't know Justin Bieber was on FMyLife

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wrigleys 4

naah you've got it all wrong mate, punch it in the nose, trust me, 60% of the time, it works every time ;D

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poopdayz 6

60%? I kind of like that percentage and kind of don't..... lol

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mendes1987 0

I think you should make an FML on your picture

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Vito38 0

who the **** cares what you do to avoid or wtf ever with a wasp.

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Topygrl21 8

15- sense when was justin gay bieber on FML?

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catkat1988 17

Another immature and crazy girlfriend FML. But seriously, I'm afraid of bugs, too. And you "turned her off forever"? She might as well break up with your if she doesn't find you attractive any longer, because how does she expect that relationship to work? But breaking up with someone over a wasp and a noise seems very irrational to me.

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SilentTreatment 7

She has to keep riding the Pony! You should have taken one for the team and take the sting if necessary!!!

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MuffyStJacques 0

Get her back with some Biggie.

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that_is_Nathy 9

Go tell her that thsi wouldn't be a problem, since her [body part that she feels least comfortable with] also turned you off for ever. Not that I'd like girly guys but she's acting like a bitch for putting her thumb into a wound and making you feel bad. So she deserves the same, for her to eventually realize how this may feel. She'll probably change her mind.

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WallyTheWombat 0

This ^^ Go let her know that the reason you guys aren't having sex is because YOU don't want to. Take the power back!

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perdix 29

She's totally in the right on this one. If she can lay there quietly while being penetrated by a pointy, little stinger, she figures that you should be able to do the same.

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poopdayz 6

But was she being quiet? Or was she one of those loud screamers? ;)

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FruityLoooons 8

Am I the only one trying to figure out how an 'unmany ****** wail' sounds? :D

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JumbledGirl 2

say this aloud, high as you can "maaaiiiyaaaooonaaii uuhhhhheeeeeeeeeee" that's how it sounds! :)

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smellymellyy 7

in other words, 'unmanly ****** wail' means he screamed like a little girl. i lol'd

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