By Anonymous - 05/03/2012 20:35 - France

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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stormer461 13

Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?

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saidawhiting 14

Nobody said it was normal to walk around in public streets in a swimsuit. They're talking about the fact that it's not embarrassing to be wearing only a swimsuit at a water park, where everyone else is also wearing swimsuits.

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rebeccac3 5

It is a family place horses ass. An it is a waterpark u should only have on a swimsuit! U r an idiot!

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Canicula_fml 2

OK everybody it's real simple, nobody and i mean NOBODY is allowed to do anything near a child, no drinking alcohol, no smoking, no swearing, no screwing and definitely no blaspheming. What i don't get is why screwing somebody in a closed room is so upsetting to everyone who is pulling the "parent" ticket.

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monnanon 13

Its not a closed room, its a stall, you can hear everything in a changing room at a water park. Plus it is a public place and it isn't just people with kids that would be pissed off. Too many people are selfish nowadays, just want to fufil their own needs with no thoughts to others. Theres plenty of places to do it that are more secluded but still public, if thats what floats your boat. Don't choose to do it in a place where the chances of getting caught are very high, thats just dumb, selfish and downright rude.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

If a woman and a security guard came busting in, that means the OP and his girl were making enough noise and ruckus that people outside the changing stall knew exactly what was happening and it was disturbing the other visitors at the park. You sound like one of those people who think that just because you pay you can do anything the hell you want. Sorry, two park tickets are not worth more than the bunches of tickets paid for by the other families that were disturbed and offended by the OP and his girl not being able to keep it in their pants until they got somewhere PRIVATE. I would've called a security guard too, if I heard people having sex in a changing stall at a water park.

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asdalia 7

Why is wearing swim suits in a water park a big deal?

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monnanon 13

What the hell makes you think that other adults want to see that shit? You're a selfish ass if all you can think about is your own sexual needs in a public place. Maybe you need to grow up just a bit.

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chels1994 11

One, you deserve it all the way. Two, big deal if you were escorted out wearing nothing but a swimsuit, it's a water park.

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Babushka_Homyak 10

Maybe OP (guy?) was visibly aroused? I'd imagine it would be a little embarrassing being escorted out sporting a huge boner.

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