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Well, when you're at a waterpark, you tend to have on swimsuits.
Would you like some cheese to go with your whine? You absolutely deserved it. You took a risk and got busted. And you were lucky an angry father of little kids didn't kick your a$$. I would have ;-)
You and your girlfriend are disgusting.
Not to mention I'm pretty damn sure that everywhere in America has laws against having sex in public. You're lucky you weren't caught, because you could be arrested and/or sued.
If they had no qualms with having sex in a changing stall, I fail to see why they should be so mortified at having to walk out in their swimsuits.
its true you should have been more careful. but it seems you were only trying to spice up your love life. nothing wrong with that...
I can see why wearing only your bathing suits would be problematic: If you're kicked out of the park, they're not letting you back in to get your clothes or whatever, and you probably didn't just show up to the water park in your suit, you had other clothes or whatever. It is February, depending on wherever OP lives, it could be freezing and wintry outside! There are plenty of water parks that operate year-round here in MN, and you'd be screwed if you left the water park building in only your suit in the middle of February! But OP deserves it for not being able to keep it in his pants!
I live in MN too! The twin cities to be specific, but yeah, you've got a good point. If it's freezing outside then it definitely sucks, but still the OP should have known better.
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Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?
This FML has YDI written all over it