Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park...

By Anonymous - 05/03/2012 20:35 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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By ouch - 29/02/2012 19:18 - Italy

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

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By ClaraB - 11/10/2021 23:01

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in a bathroom stall. Someone’s little brat had to come in and peek under the stall. She yelled, "Mommy there are two naked people in here!" Her mother bitched us out for, “ruining her daughter’s innocence." The cops were called. FML

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stormer461 13

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:14

Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?

MiSo_Delek 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:12

This FML has YDI written all over it

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xgetxbentx 13

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:21

Ydi for having sex somewhere that there's a ton of kids. That's ******* disgusting, if you're into public sex, find a dark alley somewhere.

ItsTheMo 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:39

Yeah, I'm not sure why neither of you didn't feel uncomfortable around little children, doing crap.

oliviarene8 1

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:02

Well that's just your fault. Duh.

annagilbert 6

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:04

kinky.

firefighterjohn 9

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:37

lucky that's all you got. and not arrested

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:39

As opposed to? Ydi either way dumb ass

chuckcloninger 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 12:41

You're both scum.

keeks46 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 13:31

At least you were wearing something

alexisssssssss 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 13:58

The awkward thing on this all is i was that womans daughter :$

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Tuesday 6 March 2012 15:50

You are dumb, for real.

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