By Anonymous - 05/03/2012 20:35 - France

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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stormer461 13

Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?

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perdix 29

How rude! With all of the cutbacks schools are making in sex ed programs, how are the little bastards supposed to learn to procreate!?

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megapeyt 17

Perdix you've solved the economic crisis. Attaway man

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zakkyzebra 11

Not when nature calls for kinky...

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WCARlover 34

Uh does it mean birthday suits? Swim suits are okay at a waterpark...

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agm77 9

That's pretty disrespectful. Water parks are family places. Wouldn't you rather have privacy anyways? YDI.

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Petunia888 13

Some people are exhibitionists. But yeah, you're right; if people wanna do it in public, they should go somewhere where no kids would be present.

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heyred 11

Because a moldy locker room is so sexy, right? YDI

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soccerguy2 11

it is sexy. that slimy green mold turns me on. don't judge me.

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ScarletBloom 14

You were using your balls to think instead of your head. YDI!

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PYLrulz 17

Or using "his head" instead of his head. But that works just as well

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bubo_fml 10

Because the smell of fish & chlorine really gets me going, I can't help but have a bone-a-rama in the funky changing stall!

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cinderella10383 6

If you have smelled fish while with your girl/girls you need to see a doctor... That's not normal!

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efro4472 1

They should've pressed charges

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monkeywrench1 10

In europe people are not that prude like here in the us and they won't run to the police crying because of a little incident.

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

I'm pretty sure though people in Europe are more relaxed when it comes to certain things (like nudity) they'd still be pretty annoyed at two people having sex around their kids.

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awesomeAlexx0 0

Well it's a water park so people are going to be in their bathing suits so your not that one person in their bathing suit

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