By Anonymous - 05/03/2012 20:35 - France

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML
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stormer461 13

Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?

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Honda288 2

Finish in your vehicle? And don't have sex with children in the vicinity. Like a water park.

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whistlepig21 0

Everyones wearing their swimsuit only at waterparks..?

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cunningchick 1

You guys are sick bastards.

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mrtjawesome 14

probably bout half the people here sayin this was bad probably dont have girlfriends or boyfriends to know what love is like with

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bsc23 8

Or they have children and are disgusted at the idea of having sex Ed taught to their kids while at the water park.

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PYLrulz 17

Or have a little respect and know that kind of thing is not meant for a public place like that

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AmbrosiaWriter 17

Or they have something called "self-control." You know, that thing that allows you to wait until you are somewhere private rather than "Oops got an itch MUST **** NOW!"

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Iknoweverything 29

Actually, they probably DO have boyfriends and girlfriends, they just aren't the kind of trash who find chlorine-smelling moldy areas filled with screaming kids as a great place to get it on. Just because some people think public sex is bad doesn't mean they don't understand love, or don't have a significant other.

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samjune 0

Either you're a 12 yr old or you're just extremely incompetent to think that your statement justifies the situation. Which is it?

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calivianya 29

I had the opposite thought. I thought the only people who would think this is cool are people without SOs to have sex with.

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zapusek23 8

What the **** else would you be wearing,it's a ******* waterpark.

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jadedragon 5

Sounds kinky. Something I'd like to try. But are you surprised you got kicked out?

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SooInnLovee 6

YDI. I mean come on, how does waterparks turn you on? The kids should be writing an FML about hearing this. At least you had your swimsuits on....ha

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Anavrin9 2

That sucks, man. Find a more secretive public place next time, because god knows it's fun as hell to mess around in a public setting. The children'll learn about that shit soon enough anyway.

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