Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park...

By Anonymous - 05/03/2012 20:35 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on in a water park changing stall. A woman and a security guard barged in and angrily told us that there were children around. We were escorted out of the park wearing nothing but our swimsuits. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

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By ouch - 29/02/2012 19:18 - Italy

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

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When nature calls

By ClaraB - 11/10/2021 23:01

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in a bathroom stall. Someone’s little brat had to come in and peek under the stall. She yelled, "Mommy there are two naked people in here!" Her mother bitched us out for, “ruining her daughter’s innocence." The cops were called. FML

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stormer461 13

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:14

Wearing nothing but your swimsuits? Isn't that how a water park works?

MiSo_Delek 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 2:12

This FML has YDI written all over it

Comments

lenardisag 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:09

Screw what everyone says. Good for you!! I'd be damn proud if that was me lol

kittykail13 2

Wednesday 7 March 2012 5:14

Too bad you're probably still a virgin, so you shouldn't be talking.

samjune 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 17:23

Or a registered sex offender.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:13

Freaking rabbits, get a room.

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:14

If you were so loud people noticed then YDI If they had security cameras in there, or in some other way found out through the security system then **** All your lives!!

glittercookies 12

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:18

They can't have security cameras in a changing stall/bathroom. They were probably loud.

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:23

Kind of my point. But thanks for clarifying

Tits_N_Turbos 20

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:14

Pretty sure there's a slip 'n' slide joke in there somewhere......

RoseCrystal 17

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:16

I hope they banned you both for life. YDI

Zaffro 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:26

Lock it next time? Perhaps muffle her moans? YDI, public places are fine as long as you use a little nouse!

CRC_101 31

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:56

Nouse?

cinderella10383 6

Tuesday 6 March 2012 15:59

Maybe noose?? Not sure what he meant.

thebeautybleeds 17

Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:36

Noise.

bandit6 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:28

In some states they can charge you and you'd have to register as a sex offender for shit like that. So getting asked to leave is getting off easy.

jkemp1984 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:30

I'm glad y'all got caught. Idiots like you don't need to be procreating anyway.

brokenheartemo 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:36

Aww that sucks, they're just jealous that they're too scarred to do it lol

MelLynn 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:46

CU should be feeling lucky they didn't press charges. You coulda been charged with indecent exposure, indecent exposure in front of minors, ect. Getting kick out is least your worries