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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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Jaxro 6

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:13

Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

3ree 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:34

if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

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AntiChrist7 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:36

your girlfriend is an idiot or a pervert. YDI

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:44

wouldn't you be able to feel that she was writing, not spreading sunscreen everywhere?

MagicMeds 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 10:01

THIS!!!!!^ Damn some people are stupid

biwinning88 1

Saturday 21 May 2011 1:07

that's EXACTLY what I was thinking

Link5794 18

Friday 7 December 2012 16:44

What if she wrote in negative space, i.e. spread it around where the letters would go.

sebastian406 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:45

LMAO that's hilarious. Your girlfriend is awesome!

kayaun 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:45

I think your girlfriend has an awesome sense of humor lol. People will understand anyway. Unless you're an octopus, it's impossible for anyone to write something on their backs. And no perverted paedophile will advertise his fascination with little boys so openly. It's fine. Lucky you. Cool girlfriend you have,

Silhouette_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:46

Wear some make-up on your back to cover the words...?

buhrittanyerin 6

Sunday 13 May 2012 15:57

if he's a swimming instructor it would wash off..?

Stay_beautiful 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:48

I agree with #12...how could you not notice something like that? Are you some kind of moron? And to everyone else, it was a joke. Don't take it so seriously. It doesn't make his gf a perv. I'm positive someone else would do the same thing if they had a chance. I know I would. At least I'm honest.