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That was a horrible thing to do - even if you hadn't worked as a children's swimming instructo! That you do only makes 100 times worse. I hope she feels terribly ashamed of herself.
So...wear a vest. big f-in' deal.
What a shitty sense of humour! Your girlfriend might possibly be a dumbass.. or secretly hate you.
wow... so basically 95% of the people who commented on this are on their menstrual cycle. awesome. chill out people. i found this humorous.. but i can see how it would suck with your job and whatnot... but it's still funny. maybe people should pull their tampons out of their ass and lighten up a little.
CHILD ABUSE IS NOT FUNNY... THis Joke (FML) IS pretty funny and I already like your gf. With that said.. Whats the best thing about twenty seven year olds?? THERE ARE TWENTY OF THEM! Relax people. its a joke. And dont abuse children
Can you introduce me to her if you're bailing out?
Teaching in a wetsuit ftw.
i don't understand if it was just in sunscreen or if you got tan/burnt on/around the words....if it's the former then STOP COMPLAINING. if it's the latter then HA HAHAHAHAH
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Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..
if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.