By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 659
You deserved it 6 233

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

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That was a horrible thing to do - even if you hadn't worked as a children's swimming instructo! That you do only makes 100 times worse. I hope she feels terribly ashamed of herself.

What a shitty sense of humour! Your girlfriend might possibly be a dumbass.. or secretly hate you.

yesmy_love 0

wow... so basically 95% of the people who commented on this are on their menstrual cycle. awesome. chill out people. i found this humorous.. but i can see how it would suck with your job and whatnot... but it's still funny. maybe people should pull their tampons out of their ass and lighten up a little.

CHILD ABUSE IS NOT FUNNY... THis Joke (FML) IS pretty funny and I already like your gf. With that said.. Whats the best thing about twenty seven year olds?? THERE ARE TWENTY OF THEM! Relax people. its a joke. And dont abuse children

castnerinho 0

of course you work as a swimming instructor bs

notmuch 0

Agree with #12. Also, how long would you have to tan that this would be even readable?

Can you introduce me to her if you're bailing out?

i don't understand if it was just in sunscreen or if you got tan/burnt on/around the words....if it's the former then STOP COMPLAINING. if it's the latter then HA HAHAHAHAH