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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By badcomparison - 18/12/2016 07:02 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML

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By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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By Geewizz - 05/04/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend that she was tanning naked. I replied saying I wished I was there to make tanning more fun. She replied saying that its ok because Kevin was there. My girlfriend was tanning naked with another guy over. FML

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By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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By humanshield - 10/04/2016 16:49 - United States - Rockland

Today, while working my job as a swim instructor, my coworker sprayed me with the hose. I instinctively held up what I was holding to block the cold water. I was holding a 4 year-old. FML

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Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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Jaxro 6

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:13

Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

3ree 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:34

if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

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ebrownri 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:15

My ex did this to me but with a penis on my back, didnt turn out too bad, since she started by sunscreaning my whole back

Kevlar_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:51

Haha, she's great! xD

flyfallfadeaway 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 0:55

your girlfriend is epic. get her back, duh.

Mpapir 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 1:04

couldn't you just put on a t-shirt?

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Thursday 9 April 2009 1:53

What is she, 10?

frenchfriez888 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:28

sketch-sketch-sketch-sketchyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. hahahaha ur girlfriend deserves 2 have statues in her name

frenchfriez888 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 2:28

sketch-sketch-sketch-sketchyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. hahahaha ur girlfriend deserves 2 have statues in her name

APit 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 4:57

lol thats just funny

yesbutnotyou 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 15:48

just wear a shirt.

IAmBridgette 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:22

Tch, YDI for dating such a douche.

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