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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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By Geewizz - 05/04/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend that she was tanning naked. I replied saying I wished I was there to make tanning more fun. She replied saying that its ok because Kevin was there. My girlfriend was tanning naked with another guy over. FML

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By poopedon - 26/04/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

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By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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Jaxro 6

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:13

Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

3ree 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:34

if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

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Ridley_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 19:29

you're retarded if you couldn't tell she was WRITING something. this is fake

vitaminsandminer 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 19:37

1. just wear something when you are teaching, if people ask just say my girlfriend wrote something on my back and i dont want people to see it 2. youre girlfriend is hilarious 3. while you should have noticed she was writing something, he could have been tricked. she could be like oh can i write something, making it sound like something nice or cute.. but then it turned out to be that haha

FoundManyLemons 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:06

DTMFA.

dzidziaud 5

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:07

haha what's wrong with loving little boys? They're cute XD people who see your back dont necessarily have to take it in a bad way XDD

monicamischief 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:40

anyone that does not find this hilarious has a stick up their ass. it's a joke, people. and it IS funny. stop being 'oh so serious' about everything. any situation can be turned into a joke