By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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lil_mars 1

KAhaha ah damn, bro. That was definitely a trap. She was probably looking for, "Nothing, baby. I could never love anything more than you." or something of that sort. I know, we (girls) can be ridiculous. We fish for compliments in subtle, sneaky, sometimes stupid ways. It sucks, I'm sorry.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

I can't blame you. I have had many people let me down but can honestly say that bacon has never,ever disappointed me.

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hockey7468 7

What flippin fatass loves bacon more than his girl. I love my girl and I would die for her it hurts to think there are some people who will toss girls to the side like there trash

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Natashazie 12

Maybe she was expecting you to say your future kids? You might not know

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XxF_MY_LIFExX 12

If I was your girlfriend, I would have loved you even more for saying bacon and eggs.

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sarahbevan20 11

Stupid bitch needs to learn how to take a joke, not like that was a good example of a joke.

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heart_broken 4

I would've laughed. If my boyfriend is gonna love anything more than me bacon is a good answer.

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tcarroll13 1

Bacon is patient. Bacon is kind. Bacon is never jealous or vengeful. Bacon never cheated on me with 3 different guys. Choose Bacon my friends.

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