By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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Rudygurl97 3

Hmmm.... Bacon is probably the only thing I love more than a person. Totally understandable.

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cycle227 3

You're clearly a beginner in being a boyfriend…the right answer is *drumroll* BEER!

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RedDragonx32 8

bacon bacon and more bacon. add some of that jack daniel sauwce !! too much epic meal time.

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StompinOnCrayons 15

Your username makes this so much better

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happyfingers 15

I can't say I blame you for thinking it, but c'mon. You had to know if she would take the joke well or not. lol

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EvilLittleMan 23

I don't think Pigs in Blankets would have been a proper reply as well. Oink. Oink.

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tvwrestler98 14

Both of you learn what love really is. This post just ruined my day because of the ignorance there is on real love. wow. FML

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Ins0mau 20

But you can give bacon bjs!!! :-)

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