By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Although bacon is amazing and a direct gift from the gods, I think it's okay to lie and say that you don't love anything more than her in this instance

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thatonegirlnic 10

Don't go bacon my heart

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tman1985 9

"have you accepted Bacon as your lunch and supper?

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superrice 8

Why can't some girls take a joke?

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abiles 1

My boyfriend would say this and I would not get mad I'd laugh about it because bacon is always the answer !!!

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Goblin182 26

Then she shouldn't ask the question.

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xxsakuraxx 29

Damn she needs to get over herself and learn to take a joke. Even if its not a joke its not like you are going to leave her for some bacon. Until now lol.

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sarahbevan20 11

Ha! I laughed out loud. "**** you [insert girlfriend's name here], I'm leaving you!" *proceeds to passionately make out with bacon*

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m0nst3rl0v3r 4

Well now you can spend more time having sex with the bacon

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hplover7 11

Well she ASKED.... I hate when people play stupid "you can't win" games like that... I think bacon is a great answer, and she should get a better sense of humor!

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