Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish....

By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2019 17:15

Today, I got a call from my 14-year-old step-daughter while I was out. She'd left nail polish in her pocket when she'd tried to wash the clothes. I now have hot pink streaks on most of my work clothes. FML

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Own it

By psychortiz - 03/06/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I allowed my five-year old daughter to paint my fingernails during a living-room "picnic" we were having. A while later I got called back in to work for an emergency meeting. When I arrived at the meeting I noticed my fingernails were still neon-green. I am a 40-year old man. FML

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Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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Hype house prank style

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I woke up to find I'd peed the bed. My girlfriend did the warm water trick to me, where she put my hand in water while sleeping, which can make you piss yourself apparently. As I went to get up, I noticed she'd also painted my toenails pink. FML

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By crazyvulva9216 - 27/01/2009 01:17 - United States

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

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By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By Awkward Jeff - 26/05/2019 12:30

Today, I was home alone, so for fun I put red lipstick on. A few minutes later, my doorbell rang. I managed to get it off before I got the door. I saw my neighbor, and had a long conversation with him. After which, I came inside and realized I had lipstick all over my teeth. FML

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mcbeth 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:25

psh, you didn't forget, you know you wanted to look pretty for your swim team

Fields4mint 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:23

Methinks you are whipped.

Comments

armybarbie 1

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:21

that is a waste of chanel...

burgessc2 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:32

i agree with a lot of other people. nail polish remover is 79 cents. this FML sucks. not even worth the space it took up.

comadank 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:41

at least get your man hood back use gas to get it off lmao thats why women are evil!!!!

T1A2Z3 34

Thursday 1 February 2018 3:39

Spoken like a true virgin

Niasyn 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:48

I think you should be secure enough in your manhood to just explain it and move on, if you've got big issues with having nail polish on yourself, maybe you should rethink that whole "girl-friend" thing.

happyvalleygirl 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 20:59

First, you're whipped. Second, get nail polish remover. This is not an FML.

ZDrache 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:02

Grow a pair.

that_guy01 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:02

what a fag. not in a likes to do guys or girls way, just in action.

patray_angel 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:08

So, you can't get some nail polish remover real quick? I don't get why she wanted to paint your toe nails in the first place.......and then why you actually let her.

Tehalon 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:10

If you don't know what nailpolish remover is then im sure you know what paintthinners (paintdissolvers) are which work just as fine. If you don't know what they are then you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself a man.