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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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el_erico 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:14

That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.

kachaa 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:16

Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...

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jsb01 0

Friday 22 January 2010 22:24

jaskirat , is that you?

bernie69 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:01

serves u right for saying it. no one uses lol In conversations

Violet_X 3

Friday 22 January 2010 23:20

Honestly, that's a horrible reason. But come on, saying "lol" in real life all the time.......LAUGH, MAN. XD "HAHAHAHAHA"

ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 10 August 2011 22:26

I have a cow like the one in your picture xD

ily1210 10

Friday 22 January 2010 23:24

well i dont blame her who the hell does thta? lmao

awesome576 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:26

lol

necrobese 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:28

YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA

jelsew 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:38

You completely deserve it. Maybe if you would talk to people in real life you wouldn't need to say "lol" all the time.

strength413 8

Friday 22 January 2010 23:45

You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

maxxattack 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:48

holy shit that would be annoying. I'm glad I don't even know anyone like that.

zombieskater 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:01

maybe you shouldn't be such a fag

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