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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By Username - 29/05/2011 04:41 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

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By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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By Olive - 19/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, and for the last two weeks I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By I hate games - 18/08/2015 20:17 - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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el_erico 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:14

That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.

kachaa 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:16

Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...

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leadrunner751 3

Thursday 18 February 2010 9:06

op's gf is right on this one

ILoveBlair 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 3:55

That's ******* annoying

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Thursday 11 March 2010 19:20

I don't blame her. That annoys me more than ANYTHING! Maybe even more than Taylor Swift. YDI.

ilovefatcats 12

Monday 22 March 2010 4:29

hahahalolhahahalolhalol -_- anoying, right? I don't blame the OPs gf

deadkenn8 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 18:53

ydi for saying LOL.

aoife123 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 20:14

it is incredibly annoying when people do that though... can't really say I blame her!

valeriek 0

Friday 14 May 2010 2:21

i probably would to.... no offense

Loosechange 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:47

actually 69 he said "lol."

briiana012 3

Monday 24 May 2010 15:08

thats retarded... why would u say lol instead of laughing? i dont see why u dont just "Laugh Out Loud"

krissytina 6

Wednesday 26 May 2010 6:01

I would dump you to.....that's pretty annoying. Sorry but she had the right idea

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