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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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el_erico 0

That is a completely rational reason to break up with someone. I would probably have stabbed you in the neck by then.

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kachaa 0

Well of course! Girls only go for the guys that say "roflmao"... sheesh get with the program...

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lamenessabounds 0

have fun masturbating in your mom's basement to Japanese Anime Tentacle ****. YDI.

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spiderman0606 0

More like, what an accurate assumption.

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vannahd 0

Says the person actually talking about something like tentacle ****?

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crzyry 6

I really hate when people do that so I'm gonna have to say ydi and no woman will ever take you serious.

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lilmizzmuffet 0

haah, 2 years back i ditched my boyfriend cos of the same reason.

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WOLFEYES72 2

You girls really ditch your guys over the dumbest things, you could at least warn em' or ask him to stop first before dumping him for being a nerd. You know nerds are the ones who eventually end up being your boss. Maybe you should STFU, or like how a nerd would say IRL "stuh-foo". It's irritating but really not bad enough to dump someone over.

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Dydy_fml 0

omgg what did u expect? us saying that ur girlfriend is such a bitch n all ??? youre wrong dude ... i wouldd never date u if ur saying 'lol' omgoshh grow up!! ya knoww .. u shud've changed for her man .

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humorizer 14

omg liek da way u r tyeping is so much betr cuz no 1 wud b anoid by riting liek dis amirite?

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Hexefrau 5

You have no business dumping someone for saying "lol" when you butcher (what I presume is) the English language the way you do. I'm pretty sure your shitty excuse for a post just gave me a minor brain hemorrhage.

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Reynard12 0

Yeah... I'd dump you too.

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24788 6

Go outside more often then. You sound like you game way too much. I game more than the average person and I don't even say lol

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padlarf 14

Your ex is right. Saying lol as a reason for breaking up ranks right between spousal battery and adultery. YDI

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