Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff...

By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By isystuff - 01/02/2011 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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You deserved it 6 951

By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 494

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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You deserved it 2 903

By christian9294 - 08/02/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML

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Bloo2555 22

Monday 5 February 2018 4:23

Dodged a bullet there.

DraftHail614 17

Monday 12 February 2018 19:11

My guess is she wanted any kind of reason she could find to break up with you. You're better off anyway.

Comments

acmariner99 25

Monday 12 February 2018 23:59

Some women are complete psychos.

Rabite 28

Tuesday 13 February 2018 16:02

At least they don't kill their partners after that :)

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 13 February 2018 1:03

That’s the easiest way to conceal your side piece. I’ll bet you have another girlfriend named “Work” on your phone.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Tuesday 13 February 2018 2:34

Psycho but on Nike's and run forest run!

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 13 February 2018 6:07

To be fair, most people don't send "You wanna do it?" to their mom...

Mungolikecandy 19

Tuesday 13 February 2018 7:37

Are you very close to your mom?

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Tuesday 13 February 2018 9:29

I'd say good riddance! If she acts like this she's obviously a crazy bitch. I think you dodged a bullet there!! Let her go and run for the hills ;)

Rabite 28

Tuesday 13 February 2018 16:04

The contact name really doesn't matter and I think the shortness of FML doesn't cover the real problem. People here tend to forget that the punch lines are meant to be funny and absurd but especially in relationship cases don't cover the problem at all.