By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
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Steve97 32

What the hell even brought up that conversation?

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DumbWater 17

Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.

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Comments

xMKCx 4

Why were you even thinking about sleeping with her mother at all...?

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IsThisTakenToo 16

They do say look at the parent to see what your partner will look like...

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yarani 26

It was probably OP's girlfriend who asked him if he'd **** her mom and then dumped him for saying no xD

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pike1346 3

She did u a favor, cause she will look exactly like her mom in20 years and you will feel the same way then about her. Sorry, it's true.

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worldclassrager 39

Did you misspeak? Or just not process what you said before you said it?

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Etweens96 25

I think I'm lost here, did someone sleep with someone's mom?

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Avashantu 18

Relationships are great, right?

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daemonsparta 16

is she a daughter or a clone? seriously wtf

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