By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
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TheFinestWannabe 3

Is this the same girlfriend that gagged after smelling her own armpits?

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DjeePee 24

Maybe she has such an incredible low self-esteem that she thought you couldn't respect/love her anymore because of that fart. It must have been one hell of a fart, wasn't it?

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Everyone farts. No biggie. Tell her to grow up.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Note to self: Do not take next girlfriend out for Mexican.

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MD_DILF 4

Aww, how come you made her feel awkward?

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imnotcraZ 0

Dude she was looking for an excuse to dump you.

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xocutexofunnyxo 5

Great Minds Think Alike

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lyndz_20 8

lmao didn't think of that onelmao didn't think of that one

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bigguy123456 2

Give her a little while.. She was to high from smelling the fumes from her armpits and her fart in the same week. Once it wears off she'll be back:)

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princesskatiemae 0

Maybe she broke up with you because you have a problem with fragment sentences. Just a thought.

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