By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 723
You deserved it 5 033

Same thing different taste

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It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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Nothing of value was lost. Consider yourself lucky!

It probably for the best. she has to be a psycho if she thinks she made special eye contact with someone in a movie

poetry10111 6

She much be from IL cuz that's stupid! Us missourians have to stick together!!

This isn't an FML. This is a good riddance.

magikarpman 0

I'd say your probably better off, she's obviously insane.

Honestly, you could do better. You could do WAY better. To play with the words of Miguel de Cervantes: It is no pleasure, but rather a trial, to date a girl who says that kind of thing seriously.