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By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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cBlackout 13

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

kut19 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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kshafer08 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 13:17

She is retarded. Who does that

insidejokeswithm 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 13:21

I saw him too..

assgas 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 13:31

She's kidding stupid

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 13:35

nutsooooo

laxmtl28 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 13:44

wow....

brina53 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 13:49

@#13... it happened for Katie Homes w Tom Cruz...

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 13:55

Count yourself lucky. She's crazy.

1kiki81 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:01

First wrong decision was watching a movie with Taylor lautner in it. You know all girls can't resist him.

KyuuketsukiApple 30

Tuesday 29 November 2011 16:42

I hope that's sarcasm... most go for the sparkly fairy one.

goldenbarbie 1

Tuesday 29 November 2011 19:18

No no since Taylor became a hot little bad wolf I can assure you they're all dyin' 4 him

Eternal94 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 21:55

Not all the girls

unluckygirl86 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:20

I dont find him attractive at all!! I don't understand all the fuss with twillight boys lol. I'm 24. I much prefer Elijah Wood :)

mfbeezy11 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:15

What a tard. Hahaha

gioo_fml 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:18

Dude your better off without her

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