By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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cBlackout 13

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

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kut19 6

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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fsaat 0

Yeah, I'd drop that one off at the nut house

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ajmk58201 6

Rofl she seems like an idiot sure u could do better anyways

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ArielTheMermaid 17

This is Twilight needs to be destroyed. Harry Potter FTW

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jangalianxi 6

fyl for ever having to endure the pain that is Twilight. No human being should ever go through that kind of torture. Oh, and the girlfriend thing too. Yeah, that's bad too I guess.

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RebekahBrooke 9

That sounds like an excuse. She probably doesn't care enough to make a good one. Definitely a hilarious one, though! :D

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majorasshole 4

Count your blessings, you just dodged a hail of bullets.

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Giocoso 4

Yea okay I don't know how someone can be that stupid. really... Better that she's out of the picture

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Meme1988 18

Ha: ?! Whaaaaaat?! Lol! Thats a whole new level of stupidity

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