By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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cBlackout 13

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

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kut19 6

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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MsCane 6

She did you a favor. That chick is crazy. Lmfao.

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33whitten 3

You seem sad that you lost her...why?

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Samuraiguy 8

Why would u date a girl who is mentally unstable over sharkboy lol

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supnowww 0

I would have done the same thing, i mean it's ******* TAYLORLAUTNER. nuf'said

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chels1994 11

I'd be happy if I were you...seems like a dumb bitch..(no offense)

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Levvy 22

I'd say YLS, but this kind of early warning is a precious, precious thing. She needs psychiatric treatment and/or a lecture on how cameras work, not a relationship. And you need someone better.

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SailorLove 4

stage 5 clinger dude. chick sounds nuts!!

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perdix 29

You don't want to be with a Team Jacob loser anyways. You can always sign up for my online squad of Team Edward. We are most definitely NOT losers living in our mom's basement. (My mom does laundry in her basement, so she makes me live in the attic where she doesn't have to see me.)

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Lubpynk 0

O don't worry about that I'm dating him!

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