By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
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cBlackout 13

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

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kut19 6

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

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pfx2_fml 15

If she's that weird, then maybe it's a good thing you broke up..

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xbella 8

she must be 12 or something to think such stupidity lol

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ninjabird1 0

That's what I was thinking..

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bubo_fml 10

Tell her you're Taylor's 'agent'...No backstage pass unless...

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foodlord 5

R U TELLIN ME IM NOT THE OBLY ONE HE DUZ THAT TO?!

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ambamm135 7

LIKE OMG DOES YA KNO HOW TA SPELL AND NOT USE CAPS LOCK?

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foodlord 5

OMG READ YOUR ****** PROFILE PICTURE BITCH

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FYLDeep 25

So is the FML that you had to watch a Taylor Lautner movie, or that your girlfriend broke up with you?

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ambamm135 7

Let's say it was "FML I cannot believe I dated this dumb broad!"

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ambamm135 7

Let's say it was "FML I cannot believe I dated this dumb broad!"

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suavesuave 2

Tell her don't worry your best fried made that eye contact and your thinking of getting with her

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MwahFMLS 6

Smart cookie you got there.

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jwade11 12

I love your profile! Family guy all the way! I love stewie!

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MwahFMLS 6

Wrong Fml, my bad. I ruined it. So sorry

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lionlvr 9

Well mr. hot_shot, it seems that you need a new girlfriend, due to the other one acting a 12 year old girl.

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WCARlover 34

Sounds like a psycho anyway, good loss!

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lionlvr 9

Saying that she is a psycho is a little dramatic, dont'cha think? No? Whatev then.

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WCARlover 34

I actually said "she sounds like a psycho" and no I don't think that's dramatic, that's just messed up

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