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By hot_shot - 29/11/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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By Twilightsux - 31/01/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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Get your facts straight

By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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You deserved it 3 555

cBlackout 13

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

It seems that your girlfriend is a bit psychotic.

kut19 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:41

What are you complaining about? You dodged a crazy.

Comments

CarissaKiller 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:08

Oh my gosh.

fliesty 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:09

Yay get a new one this one sounds so retarded

GentleGreenOhio 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:10

LMFAO What was she smoking on?

Sue26 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:15

What a psycho... nobody needs someone like this by their side!

superpokgai123 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:16

How is it a fml? A physco has just left ur life and ur sad? Think about, u hav just improved ur life

osnapitzjp 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:16

When somebody asks who you lost your gf to, you can say "Taylor Lautner"

Nolnah 14

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:20

bitch be crazy!

sunflower150 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:21

is she 12?

CoolGuyJones 4

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:30

You should probably get a girlfriend who isnt such a dumbass. ******' Grammar Nazis.

t765234 10

Tuesday 29 November 2011 12:23

*Isn't

theflash96 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:31

She only said that to not make u feel too bad

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