By BadBoyfriend - 03/06/2013 04:31 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
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Grand_Cookie 21

She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.

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samzap 6

The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?

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StanSmith2013 26

Bitches be crazy. I wonder how long her longest relationship has been if 3 weeks is a big deal to her.

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RogueWarrior869 23

Three weeks is a bit much. Maybe something for a month wouldn't be terrible, but she was way out of line. Sounds like you are better off right now.

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BradTheBrony 19

I'm going to vote "YDI," but only because I can't think of a crime heinous enough to cause someone NOT to deserve dodging that bullet.

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Dr_N1KuF 3

Your life is bad, forgetting is only an accident that is hard to avoid. Though, you should be a bit more careful and write down this kind of stuff.

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marulicko 19

The 4104 people who clicked YDI are probably all accounts created by that psycho x)

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HankMacDaddy 3

That's why I slap a hoe if she gets too close!

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iambeccafran 4

That's a tri-week-a-versary not an anniversary. Send her some truffles for her trifle through and then text her and say, "I didn't forget our tri-week-a-versary, in fact, I remembered it just after our bi-week-a-versary and I even got you a gift, edible undies! It's just that my quad-week-a-versary (aka one-month-a-versary) girlfriend forgot to wrap them! Sorry." (i.e. if she's gonna be mad and ditch you for nothing, at least give her a legitimate reason to be mad.)

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photogodess 13

Crazy women... Just run while you can and before you have to get out the restraining order! Congrats on ditching her now op

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