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By BadBoyfriend - 03/06/2013 04:31 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML

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By jake - 07/02/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 11:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By Forgotten - 11/03/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML

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By mysteryguy3039 - 07/08/2017 20:00

Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML

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You can't hurry love

By giffinator6 - 01/09/2023 10:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML

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By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 3 June 2013 12:22

She's crazy and you needed to get away anyway.

samzap 6

Monday 3 June 2013 12:24

The big 21 days of dating, doesn't everyone know that you need to purpose to her for marriage by then?

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imhope 23

Monday 23 December 2013 5:27

Sounds like it's a good think y'all aren't together anymore. She seems crazy.

MRVOlivia 22

Sunday 19 January 2014 19:08

My boyfriend got upset I didn't remember that either. I swear I was the guy in that relationship.

piercethepool 3

Sunday 13 July 2014 0:17

You're only supposed to celebrate monthsaries (month anniversaries) and year anniversaries weekly is stupid

NoOne_Escapes 18

Thursday 17 September 2015 0:07

I used this as an excuse for a break up before...am I a bad person?

Mahak1099 19

Monday 19 October 2015 3:08

You just dodged a bullet; be thankful.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 10 November 2015 4:23

She did you a favor.

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You can't hurry love

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