Send back an empty box with a picture of a Tiffany's bracelet in side with a note scribbled on the back reading: "Well, this WOULD have been your present, but if you don't want it, you don't want me. So I returned it and will be spending that money on a girl who is much prettier, smarter and nicer than you. She shouldn't be hard to find, I only have a few billion to choose from that fit those qualifications." Either that or a restraining order that includes a ban on all forms of communication...including 3rd party messengers like the new bf.

So she's either really quick with the guys or she was cheating on you. Either way, she sounds like a real winner. And then there's that whole gold-digging bitch aspect that makes her sound so much more appealing.

Put a shit load'v coke in the box then call the police and say you just witnessed a drug deal and give them her addres

I hope you kept it for yourself. Else YDI.

And you gave it to him? fail

YDI for giving him the gift, no wonder she dumped you, she was sick of you being weak

Put your fist though the bottom of the box and when that bastard reaches for it, blast him one.

New boyfriend: Im here to pick up ____ present. Ex boyfriend: Oh yeah let me get it it's right here. *Punches new boyfriend with the intensity of a thousand suns*. I picked that out just for her Problem solved

Step 1: Return whatever you bought. Step 2: Buy a shovel Step 3: Goto a pet cemetary. Step 4: Dig up a recently dead cat and put it in a box. Step 5: Leave a note in the box that says "I got you a kitten, but have been to distracted to feed it." Step 6: ??? Step 7: Profit. Damn I've used that twice in one day now...

Please tell me you didn't give it to him??