Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow...

By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

By jake - 07/02/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML

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You deserved it 8 234

By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By A. nonymous - 14/12/2010 13:32

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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You deserved it 3 027

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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Great gift idea!

By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 08:02 - New Zealand

Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML

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You deserved it 118

Her revenge

By Anonymous - 25/02/2020 22:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML

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You deserved it 771

TheTruth1428 0

Friday 4 December 2009 10:09

YDI if you actually gave it to him.

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Friday 4 December 2009 10:27

I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!

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MarkSolo3 14

Monday 19 September 2011 2:42

You should have taken a dump in a box and gift-wrapped it.

RAUN 8

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:03

Was the picture of you in a nice cheap frame?

jtaylor991 6

Sunday 29 July 2012 1:44

and why the hell woukd you have a present for her?!

nmlutgen 11

Sunday 21 October 2012 2:06

Don't give it to him?

acceberlevine 8

Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:55

Hilarious!!!

Death69 24

Thursday 25 July 2013 0:59

Just tell him, there is no gift. And the 2 of them can take a LONG walk on a short pier!

SheTheOtaku 21

Tuesday 11 March 2014 23:19

She could have at least come herself. She's an absolute frickin' walnut.

cwl727 32

Wednesday 9 April 2014 0:05

don't give it to him

CuriousYel1ow 13

Tuesday 9 September 2014 18:59

Did you beat his ass?

Boren 11

Thursday 16 April 2015 4:55

To which you should have replied, I returned that yesterday

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Same thing different taste

Great gift idea!

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