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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 05:47 - United States - Gerald

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By dieders - 12/12/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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Thursday 25 July 2013 15:56

She has commitment issues ever since Lost left so many question unanswered

Barriaultcory 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 15:56

That's messed up

Comments

ButterflyLadyBug 14

Friday 26 July 2013 0:26

the fact that your addressed her as your girlfriend instead of your fiancee means she's correct . :| just saying

BeefyMeaty 8

Friday 26 July 2013 0:49

Better Now than at the altar...

MakinMills 12

Friday 26 July 2013 0:52

that sucks mann

fargen 21

Friday 26 July 2013 1:16

Wtf.... lol

superdom 12

Friday 26 July 2013 2:17

Bitch selffish bitch

BubbaJ80 11

Friday 26 July 2013 3:45

That is messed up but at least it happened now and not after

kee_breezy32 34

Friday 26 July 2013 5:07

Sorry to hear that OP. like everyone said, better to know now then during/after the wedding!

redstone7693 29

Friday 26 July 2013 5:53

Your girlfriend is a dumbass

shadow7x 10

Friday 26 July 2013 7:32

what a bitch

whoracle_fml 12

Friday 26 July 2013 10:14

She probably should have mentioned that a little sooner....

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Today, I was standing on a step ladder to reach the batteries on top of my fridge so I could change the ones in my TV remote. My sister thought it would be funny to shake the ladder and see what would happen. I now have a broken leg and a TV remote with dead batteries in it. FML

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