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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By Boyufd - 30/08/2021 18:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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Riceball_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:42

Maybe he came up as a ghost and said something to her? :S

HighlyAmused 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:42

That's horrible! At least you found out now that she's not meant for you!

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paperplanes92 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:02

haaahahahaahahaaaaa thts funny

blobxmaster13 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:15

wow. she is STUPID.

AnneFTW 17

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:17

Wow that has got to be one of the nastiest ways to break up with someone. Why would she even say that, is disrespectful to her dead father too.

IN5AN3 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:27

hehe... it's not you, it's my father's ghost...

Sevenfold 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:38

That's horrible. Using her dead dad as an excuse. Find someone better (:

creeptastic11 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:44

You must be a hardcore loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trapiadora 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:48

Thats a dirty lie . Thats low for her to bring her dead father in it . Atleast you found out the truth. Atleast you got rid of her dumb ass now .

anon19726 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:48

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

ivory_fml 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:52

hahhahaha #65 beat me to it!

Mata_Hari 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 1:09

I had a good comeback...but I forgot it...damn... FYL.

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