By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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sammyf89 13

Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

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mellb_fml 3

I'd probably react the same way, what a cow

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perdix 29

What she meant by "Just joking" is "This was just a practice run. There's this other guy I'm hot for and if things progress with him, I need to know I can get rid of you quickly." I looked this up on Google Translate, Girlfriend to English.

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rattusrattus 18

You mean Bloody Wanktosser to English. Bloody wanktossers don't just pull this shit in relationships, and there are bloody wanktossers of all genders. Bloody wanktossers are everywhere! *tinfoil hat*

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j_cat187 19

"we dispose of your loved ones humanly."

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unicorngirl123 0

Ohhhhhh my lord, the sadist thing that could happen to u. But the funniest fml.

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bubbywaldo 0

Please look up sadist in the dictionary. You will get a laugh. You mean saddest.

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rattusrattus 18

I dunno, I think what the girlfriend did counts as pretty sadistic.

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Candice0687 0

I'm sorry but there is nothing funny about she has a warped since of humor, I would of text back after her and said I also don't like your sense of humor. fyl and sdi"she deserves it"

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tigerarmychic 3

U shlda told her all of that before u thought shit went downhill

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mentalkayse 7

agree with #69, it was a "practice run" lol

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chels1994 11

She, for one, shouldn't joke about stuff like that over text message because there's no way to tell if they're joking or not. You, on the other hand, took it a bit too far and instead of being civil about it, you chose to act like a child. I see so many faults here...

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