By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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sammyf89 13

Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

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lenamartinovic 13

This reminds me of 500 days of Summer.

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haniam16 6

well, u obviously wanted to break up with her considering theres a list of things u hate about her.

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sandwichman1796 0

I dont thinl anyone should fake dump someone..

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DJban 0

Well I kind of know the feeling. A kid looking at the house for sale next to my boyfriends' house took his phone and sent me a break up txt. It hurt but u just have to say ok. Eventually he got it back, realized what happened, and explained everything. The way you reacted was immature though, both of you were. She shouldn't find it ok to do that.

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abby_abomination 0

If I was you, I'd dump her anyway. That's just messed up.

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ROSEisAmazing01 4

Ironic, isn't it? XD Ironic by Alanis Morissette

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jlstough 10

that's when you say, "just kidding, you know i love everything about you babe(:"

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