By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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devonnettnin 7

Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch

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jesustitts 20

Well you got a good birthday present.. Clearly she was a bitch and not girlfriend material if she broke up with you through a card. Happy birthday! Don't let her ruin your day, just eat some cake and ice cream, and then thank her for doing you a favor.

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Gingerette 8

I wonder what the next cards will say. "happy birthday from doctor so and so... Sorry about the cancer."

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psiloveyou15 12

Give her a card saying "I have AIDS" for Christmas. Return the favor.

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jesustitts 20

Maybe not the best idea. If she's bitchy enough to break up through a card she'll probably have that rumor spread faster than OP could spread the AIDS.

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ImAFaker 29

Give her a singing card. "You've got the aids."

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challan 19

I'm positive you'll have a merry Christmas. HIV positive.

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perdix 29

"Na na na na Na na na na, Hey, hey-ay, Good-bye!"

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youresoscrewed 24

Omg, that's so rude. Guess you dodged a bullet there, who knows what she might do to her next boyfriend - god bless him.

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greenmen 12

That's true a kid those bitches not worth it

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Omniprism 14

That's bullshit. I'm sorry. Well at least now your single and can do whatever you want. Happy Birthday.

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baxeh 29

You can do way better than someone like that!

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worldclassrager 39

I know how that feels...but you'll find someone else...happy birthday by the way...

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