By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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devonnettnin 7

Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch

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zelf_fml 11

Ah man that's just too hard. Feel sorry for u OP!!

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fukre 3

This is very bad way and day. But i guess what ever happened is best for you.

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sunnyray812 42

That's just wrong. I'm so sorry. Hope my Happy Birthday to you makes it a little better.

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notsofriendly 17

That's really shitty, but at least she gave you the gift of not having to waste any more time on her! Hope you managed to have a good bitch-free birthday anyway, OP.

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xero_form 4

Do her a solid and hook up with one of her friends for your birthday.

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Muttley9 13

Dear Whosis, Happy Fornicating Birthday! And now I've broken up with you! So you're soooooooo F**cked!

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Xotoolyxo 16

Think of it this way, you're now single and free..all the birthday sex you want

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