By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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devonnettnin 7

Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch

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CptBarker 12

Bro I feel your pain. I got a "dear John" letter three weeks after I arrived in Afghanistan...

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TheDrifter 23

As slow as the postmaster usually is, that's brutal, hate to hear that brother.

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lolita88_fml 27

Awh no :( that's terrible :(

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Opsofficer 2

Yeah that sucks man. last week my girlfriend broke up with me on my birthday.

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skyttlz 32

I found out on my birthday that my now-ex was messaging his friends calling me an idiot, immature, and that he didn't even want to be in a relationship.

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FelixJC 14

Happy Birthday? Honestly though, if she broke up with you like that, she isn't worth it. You're better off.

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mattrd_fml 31

im sorry op. I hope you had a happy birthday otherwise.

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Beepbeep7 14

Did she at least buy you a present?

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challan 19

Yes. A box of tissues and a bottle of lube. He's on his own now.

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Zeus1070 17

Unless he plays his cards right at the bar. Then he could put that lube to use.

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truepanda 2

OR maybe ur a jerk or u have been treating her like an asshole. not always the OPs r innocent ppl. not hatin just sayin :P

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Wizardo 33

Happy Birthday to you This rhyme is broken up But don't fret! Cos this relationship is too :(

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magaliwoodrock 19

How could she possibly think that would be a good idea? Dumb bitch

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Jemm_fml 29

Happy Birthday to you, It's over, we're through! Happy Birthday, dear Jackass, I'm leaving you and I'm taking the cat.

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CorDa616 22

One that when you meet the right woman and live as a family you can look back at that card and say "Thank you for the gift of losing you." You won't regret the loss of this woman in the long run, consider in a present in surprise. And happy Birthday.

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CorDa616 22

Bah, excuse my mistakes. I'm slightly intoxicated at the moment. I'll correct the mistakes now: Day*, it* and disguise*. I really need to proof-read more often. :X

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