By brycepetrillo - 07/09/2013 16:08 - United States - New Port Richey

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
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devonnettnin 7

Wow ... Well hope u find someone that's worth it and not a royal bitch

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FrankHotpants 31

Guess she figured she could kill two birds with one stone.

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Yveek 4

Straight disrespectful. Happy birthday man!

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terriyaki 6

Even though that really sucks. I wish you a happy late birthday. Your my birthday twin!

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shanannygians07 28

Being single can be a present, you can go out and have fun with friends and not worry about a nagging significant other..

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AnnaMariaMc 8

What was said on the card?

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xxxnyria 4

I broke up with an ex on his birthday once cos I forgot it was his bday....I know its terrible but he was happy about it lol and now we are good friends :)

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xXLoveTheHateXx 7

Don't worry I got dumped in my birthday text so you aren't alone ^.^ Happy birthday, hope the rest of it is great c:

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msarosi 14

I did that once. Mind you, the asshole cheated and didn't think I'd find out. You deserve better. Hope you had a fun evening as a single man !

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