By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0

she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)

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MyOwnDestruction 0

I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.

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XSucksToBeYouX 0

Time to put the P to V.

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Maverick5762 0

Thanks for the translation. I didn't already get it.

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qwerty581 0

dude just say it not abreiveate it. yes my spelling sucks :)

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thatnewyorker 0

Remove shorts and tell her to put it in her mouth. How hard is that to do.

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picturescrazy 24

At least she played with it. If that's not what you were hoping for, be more vocal, geez!

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sk8erchick101 0

hahahahhahahahaahha its like im mentally teing ypu to suck my dick

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13AlibiesETF 6

No **** but you are super pretty :)

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RysWifey4Life 0

Lol I'm sorry but this one is amusing, that could be her foreplay, or her way of saying she wasn't interested...because that could easily be a turnoff for some guys, hahaha REAL WOMEN know what to do at that point, and it isn't batting it around like a cat toy lol

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samfate 5

there's no such thing as a 'fake' man or woman. So maybe try a little less ignorance? also maybe she just wasnt that into it.

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docsigma 8

That's kinda cute, actually. She's a keeper!

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Ninjaface 0

YDI for missing your cue to whip it out. Then her pussy could have played with it for real.

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