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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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You deserved it 4 375

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Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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By Michael - 20/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 121

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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You deserved it 12 488

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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You deserved it 2 121

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 057

You deserved it 2 876

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bemylove123 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:01

You mean ex-girlfriend?

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:02

Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.

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Matt1989 3

Sunday 6 November 2011 11:59

kick her ass out and tell her to cry some where else

totreaper 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 12:40

What a *****

Fatal_rei 3

Sunday 6 November 2011 14:00

tell her your other girlfriend gives great advice if she wants to talk to her

Cram_Burglar 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:07

Slam the door on her disloyal ass.

YouLoveThisDick 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 19:16

you should have hit her :)

rebeccac3 5

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:30

So u broke up with her too then?? Guess we will be seeing her FML SOON

CactusTea 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:04

Hope she does! She'll be up to her neck in "You totally deserve it." I really don't get the gall of this young lady. "Oh I'm so sorry the guy I've been cheating on you with doesn't love me anymore! Please comfort me because I'm totally the victim here and not you...." Some people really do think they are the centre of the universe.

Jirekianu2 19

Sunday 6 November 2011 21:55

AHAHAHAHA, dump the bitch.

jjdominguez 0

Monday 7 November 2011 2:16

I say leave tha bitch ik I wuld

landsharkman 3

Monday 7 November 2011 2:29

My reply would have been yeah he and i have a lot in common we both dumped you today

shkoohi 1

Monday 7 November 2011 3:56

Something like this happened to me today

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