By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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massacreman3000 1

"and now you have none" then walk away

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popcorned 0

In Soviet Russia Blondes are actually smart!

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jobsman99 0

Well I hope to make her feel better you comforted her and counseled her. Then i hope that led you to have some great sex, got a good ********, gave her a great facial, finish her up with some really good anal then you threw her out to the street as your ex girl. But kept her bra for a souvenir.

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Hdw3 4

Just sing...Like a good neighborstate farm is there! With a new girlfriend!

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Katherine1May 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha sucks to be your ass

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Hansemans 17

Give her a riddle to solve: I'm leaving the 20th letter in the alfabet...what is it?

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Zebidee 8

OP is leaving T ? Fail. Fail so hard. While we're at it, *alphabet.

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jameyn 0

sucks to be you .. kick the bitch to the curve

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