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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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You deserved it 4 375

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 411

You deserved it 3 505

By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 919

You deserved it 6 706

By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 914

You deserved it 405

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By Michael - 20/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 717

You deserved it 325

By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 727

You deserved it 3 427

By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 316

You deserved it 79 356

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 108

You deserved it 121

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 447

You deserved it 12 488

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 993

You deserved it 2 121

By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 057

You deserved it 2 876

bemylove123 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:01

You mean ex-girlfriend?

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:02

Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.

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6six3 2

Monday 7 November 2011 6:03

Tell that bitch she has two guys that she can cry about

rikkusfiance 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 0:24

Same ****** thing happened to me. Sucks...

strawberryspacejam 11

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:57

i hope u told her gtfo and tossed her ass on the street. shes a *****

Danie_Steadman 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:04

Wow what a bitch.

CactusTea 1

Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:01

Hope you told her that you don't want to be with her either. Karma's a bitch, bitch.

emilyissutee 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 3:49

1800slapthathoe

myFMLname 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:25

Slam dunk a hoe

myFMLname 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 5:23

*raises back hand*

R3vilations 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:40

Should have been sympathetic then kindly asked her to get her trashy **** ass out of your house. All in the same tone.

R3vilations 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:42

@84 you sir are my hero

tromboneboy 2

Friday 11 November 2011 6:02

Slap a ho

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