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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Pip - 23/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

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By Michael - 20/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

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By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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bemylove123 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:01

You mean ex-girlfriend?

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:02

Wow your girlfriends a dumb bitch.

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dontsmokecrack 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:14

She should get died

darthrawn 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:33

Time for her to be single and have something to cry about after you post to Facebook why you broke up with her.

Hansemans 17

Sunday 6 November 2011 10:22

Yeah, and tag all her friends in that post. That way, many will have noticed before she has time to delete it. The more, the merrier.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:34

And this is where you tell us that she left your house crying because you kicked her sorry ass to the curb, right?

perdix 29

Sunday 6 November 2011 3:52

Her real boyfriend dumped her because she was cheating with you. Now, there's a different perspective.

sexxme 9

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:00

Cockslap that dumb bitch!

BikeAllDay818 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:04

Leave that *****

emmama19 15

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:09

What. A. Bitch. Now she has no-one.

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:31

Definitely seen this fml before....

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 6 November 2011 4:31

Break up with her then laugh, the bitch deserves it! What? Does she have brain damage?

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Sunday 6 November 2011 5:06

OP...get the name of that asshole and make his life miserable... AND... tell her it's ok... excuse yourself for a second then go out to her car and shit on the hood... poor sand in the tank then tell her to go f#%^ herself

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