By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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_streets_ 19

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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miserypoison 13

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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michi23 0

Why are you still with her if that happens all the time?

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outbackbyrd 7

Been there.. -__- believe me, it's easier if you just give up and hand her the cookie.

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mohammed5296 0

Suck it up and stop whining. It's not like changing your fb relationship status actually changes anything in real life

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rexgar2000 10

93, you might be the hottest Irani girl I have ever seen O.o

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asoke 8

Lol That's another way to get what you want, just broadcast it to the whole world so you have to cave into her demand

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Iknoweverything 29

Giving up your cookie is an important part of a serious relationship!

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KTMnutJOB 0

I call BS. If your with your girlfriend there is still one more cookie you can both enjoy. Just pray it's not an oatmeal cookie

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nbergonzi 1

you do it all for the cookie...... The what?

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MariSB 1

That's not an FML. That's hilarious!! Then again I am a girl. Sry OP

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