By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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_streets_ 19

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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miserypoison 13

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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EvilDave 13

OP, your life sucks, but YDI because you stay with her and fret over something she does to get passive-aggressively get back at you.

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theghost1309 11

Sounds like she's an immature bitch. Should just dump and find somebody worth your time who isn't gonna stress over little shit like that

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lisha88 1

The girl loves her cookies lol (I'd do the same thing) is she fat? Mmmmm food

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BikeAllDay818 6

She sounds like a bitch, lose her.

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Mourningstar 4

****** leave her dude, there is nothing more life draining or as much of a pain in the ass as an emotionaly high strung girl. There are many more who are down-to-earth and not so ready to "Its complicated" over such dumb shit, or for that matter even put it on FB so they can get others involved in their stupid drama. Plenty more fish is all i'm saying.........

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iAmKyah 0

If you give your wife the last cookie........lol

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paramorefan17 0

Immature enough said!

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ImDB8 0

It's time I told you, I'm ******* your bitch and whenever I call her, she's comes pronto, straight to my condo, And now she's trying to stuff my dick In her jaw

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