Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could... - FML

By great - 25/01/2013 20:36 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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Baby Got Back

By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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Flattered

By Creeped out - 28/01/2013 08:14 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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Good girl

By StarvedForAffection - 13/01/2021 17:01 - United States - Midlothian

Spicy

Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML

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sugarshane007 20

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:11

Wow!! Sleep on your back buddy!

Mordakai420 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:12

Run bro, run! The strap-ons! The horror!

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hellonyancat 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 8:23

Oh no! A girl wants to try something new in the bedroom! You know you can always say no. Just suggest something else!

TurquoiseJesus 15

Saturday 26 January 2013 8:32

Seriously though, if you do give a shot, I would set up some mattresses against the walls, so when you come like a high pressure water hose (and you will), you'll be comfy during the time plastered against the wall.

CinnamonBunny 16

Saturday 26 January 2013 8:35

I've done it to my boyfriend. He was very, very dubious at first...but I can be very persuasive. ;) he ended up loving it. Don't be too quick to refuse to try new things.

DustyStorm 16

Sunday 27 January 2013 9:30

How do I convince mine? I wanna try...

taylorseeey 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 9:22

Let her it feels pretty good this is comin from a gay guy

journeytotheend 16

Saturday 26 January 2013 9:25

Put it in her ass instead

mellb_fml 3

Saturday 26 January 2013 11:15

The guys here saying time for a new girlfriend, bet they're the ones hounding their girlfriends for anal

vencku 13

Saturday 26 January 2013 14:16

YES! My boyfriend loves anal sex. It allows variety, which is "nice", according to him. (I'm not so fond of it.) But whenever I say that we could penetrate him to get some "variety", he refuses vocally and full-heartedly.

ParisMilton93 15

Saturday 26 January 2013 18:32

That's exactly what I tell my boyfriend...what's good for one is good for the other...he wants to do it to me, he can experience what it's like, then maybe he will realise why I am so opposed to it...it FREAKING HURTS!!

m3lyc 18

Saturday 26 January 2013 12:41

I'm totally hetero but I LOVE anal play. It's extremely pleasurable and causes INTENSE orgasms. You'll love it, trust me!

toastedjellybowl 7

Saturday 26 January 2013 13:56

It's not as bad as one may think once you get used to it. Let her try it once!

diva239 8

Saturday 26 January 2013 14:06

Try it, you'll love it!

SmokeyPlague 12

Saturday 26 January 2013 15:28

that's scary don't let her catch you with your back door open

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Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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