By great - 25/01/2013 20:36 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

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Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML
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sugarshane007 20

Wow!! Sleep on your back buddy!

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Mordakai420 6

Run bro, run! The strap-ons! The horror!

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abear17 4

I would say something like that hahaha that's too funny

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Iniezian 18

You could make this better by teaching her how to give you a prostate massage. It's supposed to be the equivalent of the female G-spot ******.

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xmaximusx 12

Lol just eat egg salad for a week that'll scare anyone off anal

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saksxalmo 20

Hey now, don't guys usually have to ask for anal? See, you got lucky! (Oh, and just so that everyone can be properly mentally scarred/aroused, it's called "pegging". Google it.)

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I think you should take her up on it. You won't know whether it's fun unless you try. Just go slowly and use plenty of lube. If you think you've used too much lube, it's almost enough.

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perdix 29

Are you sure she wasn't complimenting your "glass" and wants you to break it at your Jewish wedding? You should double-check this before running away like a frightened rabbit.

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