Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could...

By great - 25/01/2013 20:36 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 17:57 - Norway - Haugesund

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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Baby Got Back

By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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Flattered

By Creeped out - 28/01/2013 08:14 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By notgay - 12/02/2013 02:30 - United States - Alfred

Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

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Good girl

By StarvedForAffection - 13/01/2021 17:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML

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sugarshane007 20

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:11

Wow!! Sleep on your back buddy!

Mordakai420 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:12

Run bro, run! The strap-ons! The horror!

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laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:28

Just be sure to keep lube on you at all times.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 26 January 2013 16:40

Be afraid, be very afraid.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 26 January 2013 17:08

"Freaky, freaky gal me luv them."

MatsumotoMania 13

Saturday 26 January 2013 17:35

My body is ready.

KatjaM 15

Saturday 26 January 2013 17:41

Most Puerto Rican men do have great butts. I like grabbing my hubby's a little too much.

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Saturday 26 January 2013 18:09

Try being GGG for a change.

Hammer01 8

Saturday 26 January 2013 18:32

Oh yeah.... You'll be a cuckold!!!

yannabanah 9

Saturday 26 January 2013 20:59

Dat ass...

akiahara 14

Saturday 26 January 2013 22:09

Nothing wrong with being open in more ways than one.

Echoven 1

Sunday 27 January 2013 1:42

Well personally, I'd say that's a good thing.

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Same thing different taste

Baby Got Back

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