Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more...

By (not) fucked - 16/05/2014 16:01 - United States - Kingsville

Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 22:26 - Russian Federation - Korol

Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML

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Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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You deserved it 118

By knock_out - 16/07/2010 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my Mii knocked out her Mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one-player mode. FML

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By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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You deserved it 17 595

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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Her plan!

By "Tarun Kumar" - 03/12/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 117

By ThePopeMan - 17/03/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML

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By BejeweledJizz - 05/11/2016 12:29

Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML

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flee2321 10

Saturday 17 May 2014 1:33

I would leave.

kjoule 5

Saturday 17 May 2014 1:37

Get or flapping or else you will be left to fapping...

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MsRenoldsEA 19

Thursday 12 June 2014 7:27

That sucks dude... I'm sorry.

dccomics94 12

Thursday 12 June 2014 14:25

If she puts that much stock in a silly game, you should probably take a hard look at your relationship.

RA91 26

Friday 13 June 2014 19:05

That's sucks!!, lol

Blaze248 10

Monday 23 June 2014 0:41

sounds like u need a new girlfriend

AryanaH 6

Sunday 29 June 2014 21:59

People still play Flappy Bird?

dancinggoombas 6

Thursday 3 July 2014 3:39

Bitch what's the score!

jonesmik177 4

Thursday 10 July 2014 3:35

Looks like you don't have a girlfriend anymore

ajs1987 15

Thursday 11 December 2014 16:31

Find someone who's really good and then pay them to do it for you. Otherwise you'll be playing FAPPY bird.

HarrisonChuuu 4

Thursday 11 December 2014 21:24

Well, you either play Flappy Bird or get used to Fap-py Bird. Your choice.

BastardPrince 0

Monday 27 April 2015 9:45

What's the high score?

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